By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I party with great urgency now.
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