Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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