they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
My vagina is officially offended.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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