got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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