what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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