that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
