marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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