You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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