I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You're a waste of cheezeits
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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