What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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