'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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