he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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