I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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