You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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