I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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