well I can't set my house on fire every night
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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