Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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