Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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