Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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