let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
