that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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