yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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