I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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