Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
