Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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