Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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