So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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