I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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