According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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