fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
