I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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