new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i out mim tonsoeep
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
