i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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