Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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