dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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