guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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