I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I looked at my own cervix.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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