her vagine was all disorganized.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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