My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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