this beer tastes like vomit already
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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