I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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