What did we do last night that was yellow?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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