Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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