His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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