I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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