we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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