My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
