Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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