Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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