ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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