Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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