Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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